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hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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mistakeofgrandeur:

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katara:

hello 911? id like to report some weed I saw on Instagram

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lolsofunny:

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cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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lepreas:

skyetownsend:

Bad hair day.

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